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There are several things I don't get...

When you tell someone that your relationship is over, and they should beat it, why don't they take the hint?

Why am I fixated on comic books? Of all the forms of entertainment to really hover about, why that one?

When did the new music start sucking? Is that a function of old age, or is it really bad?

How do I get a babysitter for dates in a town where I don't know anyone, let alone trust them to look after my kids?
Oh, and "free" should be in there somewhere. A free babysitter.

Should I sit down and crank out a screenplay for a comic movie? I mean, a good director, screenplay, actors, and press are all that's needed
for a successful movie, right? Oh, and money for the special effects. LOTS of money. ("How do you get to Carnegie Hall?")

And how come I don't do memes?

My wife brought up the Avengers (comic books) as an example of a comic book NOT to make a movie out of, but I can't see why not.
The classic Avengers consisted of, what, the Wasp, Iron Man, Thor, and The Hulk, right? Huck the Wasp and make it a comic book
movie about big men. Explore what it means to be a man. Or keep the Wasp and have her all into Thor, unrequited love style.

Of course, Thor presents his own problems. The Norse God schtick might not go over well with some folk.

And then there's the trauma of having the Hulk on a team in the first place. "Bruce, ummm... listen, we're about to go into battle, and
well, we might die... I just wanted to tell you that I've been seeing your dog."

"SMASH!"

How many times can a body pull that one off before:
a) becoming a greasespot on bruces shoe
or
b) Bruce starts going, "yeah, whatever."

So maybe my wife is right.