bo beme, banana-fana-fo feme

3 names you go by (that won't give away my identity):
Daddy
Robert Brown
Dirk

3 screennames you've had:
Dot
Dante
Dirk

3 physical things you like about yourself:
My butt
My boniness
My nose

3 physical things you dislike about yourself:
The weight I've gained
Poor eyesight
Aches in some of my bones

3 parts of your heritage:
Scottish
Cherokee
German

3 things you are wearing right now:
Pants
Shirt
Glasses

3 favorite bands / musical artists:
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Bare Naked Ladies
Chuck Berry


3 favorite songs:
"Johnny B. Goode"
"If I had a Million Dollars"
"Hardware Store"

3 things you want in a relationship:
Love
Trust
Respect

3 physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you:
Eyes
Ankles
Boobies

3 of your favorite hobbies:
Reading
Gaming
Contemplating my navel

3 things you want to do really badly right now:
Lose weight
Have sex
Write a novel.

3 things that scare you:
The constant failing of mankind to live up to its potential and the likely results
That stuff between my toes
Stupid drivers.

3 of your everyday essentials:
Water
Book
Food

3 careers you have considered or are considering:
Lawyer
Teacher
Air Force Analyst

3 places you want to go on vacation:
Germany
England
Thailand
Egypt
Australia (very briefly)

3 kids' names you like:
Liam
Darth
Bator

3 things you want to do before you die:
Have sex again.
Write a novel
Have a positive effect on the world

3 ways you are stereotypically a boy: (uh...I'm just taking a shot in the dark here. Are these guy things? I guess I don't get guys enough to know what "guy things" would be right off hand)
I'm difficult to offend
I think South Park is funny
I want to have sex... again.

3 ways you are stereotypically a chick:
I'm nurturing
I'm intelligent
Somebody else better fix my car... what if I bend over alot?
I like to bake bread.