19.08.2005

Al Jolson

I have the greatest respect for old people. To become old, one must live a long time, and that's something to be proud of. Not everyone makes the cut.

Old people serve a valuable function within a community, generally as teachers of wisdom, voices of experience.

So when they corner you in the local Wal-mart and regale you with stories of their cat, you are well within your rights to tell them to say something useful or shut up*.

I hope.

*For those that know I was raised right, what I really did was say "yes ma'am" a lot and wait for her to finish. 45 minutes later I was released from duty.

1 Kommentar:

Timmy hat gesagt…

And what did I ever do to get all that spam? Do I talk about rampant sex? How much longer my penis should be? I need to diet, dammit!

SPAM ME!!

>slaps self<