Lawyers? Nope. Money? Un-unh...

Time for Elvis to woop some ancient Egyptian buttocks in "Bubba Hotep". Yeah, baby!

Now, you might be sayin' to yourself, "what in tarnation is a mummy doing at an east Texas rest home?" Well, it turns out he's writin' grafitti on the bathroom stalls about Cleopatra.

This here "Bubba Hotep" is about the funniest movie with Elvis and JFK in it, that's what I'm sayin'. I'll throw in a mummy just to be sure, 'cuz you might think Gump was funny or somethin'. But it ain't. Not this funny.

And, near as I can tell, the powers that be made this picture because they had nothin' better to do. That's a sound, ringin' endorsement, right there. If you're wantin' serious, art-house-type crap, then you can rule this one out, but you don't want that. You want The King vs. The King of the Dead with Kung Fu and wheelchairs.

I'll be fair and warn you that this ain't no family picture, what with a lotta swearin' and Kung Fu, and a moment of half-nakedness. I wouldn't want the younguns gettin' in on this.

The collector's edition DVD also features commentary by the King himself. Oh, yeah.