The Rumours Are True

I'm getting baptized into the LDS church*.

With that announcement out of the way, we can get back to talking smack about Bush or which comics fulfill our needs best.

*Those of you who think you can change my mind can write your argument onto a 3x5 card, carefully afix the codeword "Barblemick" to it, tear it into 1x1 micron pieces and place it into the garbage. Therein shall my postal gnomes** find it and deliver it to my hand for careful consideration. No arguments not following this procedure will be given such.

**"Postal Gnomes" would make a good name for a rock band.