Anyone? Anyone?

So, I get into class today with homework in hand, prepared to the fullest. Many of my classmates had pulled together the same assignment... we were just waiting for the teacher to show.

And when he does?

"Ah, well, I needed to be more specific... sorry about that. So, how about I not make it due until tomorrow, and give you the specifics today?"

About 30 really confused folk look at him... you can hear the confusion. This man has been teaching the class for 20 years, and he always seems to have it together.

Ah, well.