Movie front insanity

Uwe Boll (Bloodrayne, Alone In The Dark, and others) is considered one of the worst directors of our time... quite possibly history. I've commented on him before, although not enough.

See, now he's willing to settle his disputes the way any civilized human being would. With his FISTS!

So, we need to find someone who can beat the tar out of this man, weighs <190 and >150, and doesn't mind being extremely vocal about Herr Boll's career to date.

Best of all, this would be captured on film for posterity.