No appreciation

I have sons, and the oldest is in the early stages of puberty (probably. Frankly, it's hard to tell if it's that or some of his other issues effecting his behavior). The other day he was sitting at the kitchen table and asked me, bluntly, how he would know when he was pubessing.

"Well," I responded, "you're voice will change unexpectedly. You'll probably develop a stronger interest in girls, though you'll deny it at first (get outta that one), and you'll grow hair in the dangdest places... like your palms."

His response? "Yeah! I think I see some!"

No applause, just throw money.