I'm the beta-test geek

I'm not Alpha geek, and I recognize this, but I'm the geek that you pass things to, and if I react positively to it you can be certain that other geeks (of a given subset of 'geek' (i.e. "drama geek") will react in a similar manner.

But I'm not sure I'm geek enough for toys. I certainly wouldn't react positively to this.

Just because I fantasized about it as a child, drooling over the packaging for it and similar does not mean I'm excited about the mere existence of these things.

(Don't ask me what I was doing on those sites. Must've wandered over from Da Wiki or something.)