Evils of the future...

My children will be ready for the darkest scourges of their time:

DRaGoN: "Digital Rights Gone Nuts"

ORC: "Orbital Rickshaw Control"

But the most insidious evil known to man in this or any other age may well be:

COBOL: ... you know.

The local business school had some books on the topic, and being the omnivorous bibliophile that I am we now own one. I also picked up a book on VB.

"Vegepygmie Babies"