Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Going over the evaluation, my ex claims that my current spouse came in and ruined our "planned idyllic life" together.

This boggles the mind. I'll give some background:

She cheated on me. We hit the island of Oahu and, without discussing difficulties or telling me her feelings or anything that women claim they want to do... without even trying to keep things happy with her spouse, she went out and did the horizontal mambo with a couple of army guys.

Then came home and bitched about me.

So I said I'd try to overcome my negative feelings... maybe we could work something out.

What does she do? Stay home and try to discuss it? Write her feelings down? Or, does she go out, get smashed, take a couple guys in ways you read about in "Hustler" (because "Penthouse" is too high class) and then come home and pass out.

You guessed it. She went with door number 3.

All of this happened before I'd even met my wife, let alone considered her for marriage.

Of course, this explains why she can't maintain a relationship. Not that she'd want to. Everytime she gets divorced (yes, more than once) she says she'll never get married again... and then gets married about 2 months later. Hey, what good is a sponge if it never soaks up water, right?

All of her husbands have been pretty nice people, if a bit niave. You try and warn them... I just hate to see people suffer needlessly. I warned her second husband (the guy she was seeing while we were still married... the last guy she was seeing) and it fell on deaf ears.

Which is another issue: Does anybody who's the lover of a married person truly think that their lover would never cheat on them? How stupid is that?

Which, of course, would lead us up to husband #3 on her list. I give him less time to put up with her B.S. Maybe 2-3 years before she finds another guy and he dumps her. He's a cop, so I'm figuring he's got a little gumption. But he cheated with her on his spouse. While she was cheating on her spouse with him. So this one is only a matter of time.

The other spouse ran. Her 2nd husband had to be tracked down (according to her) using a private investigator to serve him his papers. He left her a house and all of his property. It sounds like he was willing to chew off his own arm to escape.

I'm sure that her idyllic life with him was cut short by my wife, who is the source of all her suffering.