Went over to that consumer paradise, Wal-Mart, this evening to buy a pair of shoes. Well, two pairs. I bought three, but I digress.
I entered the section of El Supra Wal-Mart Grande labeled "Shoes" and began to peruse the isles, looking for a new pair for my oldest. Two pairs. Hokay.
Turns out that the means of organizing shoes that they'd had before, known henceforth as "convenient," was not exactly what the top thinkers over in Arkansas considered best for their chain.
Now, should you enter that section, you will be forced to look for a sales associate ("demon"), locate the appropriate isle ("circle"), use the secret decryption guide ("Dante's"), and then cry and grab the nearest shoe regardless of quality and price before leaving the store in a state that could not be described by the most detailed of H.P. Lovecraft ("cyclopean").
Thank you for shopping.
1 Kommentar:
I think the reader would be fascinated to know the scheme they claim to use now at that store. Specifically, the "arranged by brand, not by gender or size" part. Insanity.
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