and another...

In Hawaii my son and I lived with a bunch of navy guys, one of whom we'll call "Wolf" for no reason. Really.

My son was at that grabby, "I want" stage, and approached a standing Wolf... who had a beer.

"I want that." He says, clutching the air as he strains to reach Wolf's hands.
Wolf: "People in Hell want ice water."
Son: "I want ice water!"