Perjetory

Well, I went to see my attorney and he said...

Nothing. We lost. Try again next year.

Perjury? Oh, well, you could try a separate case against her...

To say I'm disappointed doesn't quite cover it.

On the plus side, I can now sue my ex for the right to let my son get baptized into the church of his choice.

Oh, and I might owe the realtor a wad of cash. Either that or they'll get mad at me.
He's suggesting that I sell the house anyway and rent local until I'm ready to move, which is certainly an idea except that rent around here is like this:

Rentee: "All we need is the blood of a lamb, your soul, and your first born child, and you can move right in!"
Rentor: "Is that the deposit? I get that back, right?"
Rentee: "No, that's just the first month. The deposit will require a chainsaw."

So it's possible that I may lose my son due to my financial problems. I might be forced to move to Utah, where the support will actually keep us afloat for a little while.

Colorado is getting my finger on the way out.