Following the trend

Some bloggers have made an effort to get known, to let their audience know them more closely, and one of those ways is with the "Thursday 13". This would be a list of 13 things about them. Since I'm not really in that camp, but I like the idea, you're getting:

THIRTEEN (GAMING) THINGS:

1) I personally used an ancient sword and a soul gem to capture the purple dragon. It was awesome.
2) I've sought revenge for my parents mysterious murder no less than 7 times. And succeeded each time.
3) "You can wait in the car or come with us?"
(ten minutes later) "Charlie? Where'd he go?"
4) I've slid down the roof of the Empire State Building firing semi-automatic weapons with both hands before sliding off the roof, catching the lip, and lobbing a pack of C-12 into a nearby zeppelin with terrorists in it. I believe they planned on assassinating the president.
5) I was an entire intelligence gathering unit, and sewer inspector.
6) Crazy people made me do it. Whatever "it" is, rest assured it is the fault of at least one crazy person.
7) I was raised to kill vampires, against my knowledge.
8) I'm two people, at least. At a time. Especially when I'm psychic.
9) I think I have something like 3 artifact weapons, including a giant mechanical lobster.
10) I can hack the world.
11) People who wear masks really CAN'T be trusted.
12) Except when they're lying, and they know that you know that they're lying and they do it anyway.
13) Girls sometimes blow me up.