Supplies update!

The Ninja(c) now knows 16 languages fluently, including "ancient Eye-talian" (which is different from Latin AND Roman due to not having anything to do with Rome. At All.

But the hardest is Russian, because of trying to pronounce 'K' backward and such.

I swear that the boy needs to be pantsed on national TV. Or have him dancing to the "Ninja Rap" on the internet.

Oh, and he can speak ancient Egyptian, a language that even Egyptians don't know.

He also speaks (for the record, though this list isn't exhaustive):
Chinese (Cantonese, not Mandarin)
Celtic
Spanish
French
Modern Eye-talian
English (and, he says "bad English", but I doubt that the hair band wants anything to do with him).
Japanese, where the chicks dig him.
Inuit (which is not the same as Inyerear - I asked).
Ancient Greek, which suffers many of the problems that Russian does, what with having to speak a different alphabet.