19.07.2005

Nice guy

So a neighbor, one that was helping fix my kids' bed, has an old Aptiva that he wants fixed for use. It runs ME and looks like a museum piece on the inside. It's got one of the original Pentium chips in it (that's a 586 old school, yo).

Ever try to pull the case off of an Aptiva? I hired Charles Atlas, who had this to say:

"Son of a... who built this piece of... hand me that crowbar..."

And he still didn't get the thing open. I eventually referred to a "fan" site, where, amidst cursing and notices regarding a lawsuit, I ran across the 6-fold path of opening the Aptiva case. It was amazing. So elegant, yet complicated... so inspired, yet evil.

I followed the instructions and opened that puppy up, revealing an inch worth of dust on every surface. The damn thing weighs more than my Dad, and I think I know why.

At any rate, it's now time for me to roll out the anti-static mat, make with teh nak3d, and fix this bad boy up.

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