Random

No, not Prince Random, although I could've used Prince, if he were a pedophile.

CNN, in their review of "Charlie and the Fudge Factory", or something, compared Johnny Depp to Michael Jackson.

From the MJ classic, "Cool Cinnamon" (or something):

When he came out the doorway
We were speechless, what could we say?
And the kid from the apartment
would join the others on the carpet.

chika-chika hooooo!!

Are you okay, Charlie?

Anyway, I finally got my piano cover back. It involved constantly harrassing them on the phone about it, threatening lawsuits, summoning the wrath of demons and Ivana Trump, but we've got it.

And, of course, I'm imagining flimsy negligees on my wife... because all we've got are flimsy t-shirts. And they're not even white.

Oh, yes, and I've been cranky for the past 3 days for no known reason. Probably these cramps and a craving for chocolate have something to do with it.

Oh, and men are pigs.

But the damage that was originally there... is still there.