You don't want to know, but I'll share anyway.
I was in the shower the other day, brushing my teeth as I rinsed my hair, because I combine activities where I can. I leaned forward to get the bottom of my neck and spit out my toothpaste.
Onto my penis. GAH!
My past experience (don't ask) with mint in that region was relatively pleasant and low-key. I'm thinking of a popular car type right about now.
Anyway, toothpaste is not like that... not at all. It's gritty and chemically and it BURNS! It burns like a cross to the forehead!
Okay, I'll calm down now and shut up.
3 Kommentare:
Would you consider renaming your blog "Tango Mike India"?
If my husband did that, I could multitask too. ;)
With new minty Scope, my wife is a fantastic multitasker! My smile has never been brighter!
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